Easter Egg Hunting 101

1. To maximize candy consumption, crack open and devour the candy immediately upon finding the eggs.

2. Once consumed, leave the empty plastic eggs behind so you have room for more eggs in your basket.

3. If it's taking too long to remove the wrappers, simply pop the candy into your mouth with the wrapper still intact. (It all goes to the same place, right?)

4. When your parents tell you no more candy, hurry and shove a couple more pieces in your mouth before they can stop you.

5. When caught in the act, simply act surprised and yell, "Yeeeeah!"